I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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