I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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