i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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