Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
