it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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