Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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