okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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