Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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