the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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