god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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