Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He did a backflip because drugs
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