yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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