so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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