we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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