Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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