Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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