Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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