So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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