Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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