forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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