On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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