I got chris browned last night
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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