At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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