come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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