Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It was like getting head from an anaconda
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
