I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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