PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Randomize
