And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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