remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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