Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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