i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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