wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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