I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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