I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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