Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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