Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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