You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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