...so i touched it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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