theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
