Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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