Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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