i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
as a side note pls kill me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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