if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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