she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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