I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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