i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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