i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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