Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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