He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
