He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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