Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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