Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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