Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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