i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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