Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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