The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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