Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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