Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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