i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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