Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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